We evaluate the top 5, and reveal the truths laced to this seemingly paradisiacal city of passion. If you’re taken out on a first date, and have a good time with your suitor, don’t be surprised if you meet la vieja (his mother) on the second date.Considering most young men live with their parents yard lengths past an acceptable age (by American standards), you’ll be forced to meet and greet the fam even if he just wants to swing by home to pick up the movie tickets he forgot. If you agree to crash at their place, don’t act so abashed when you have to despedir the entire family the next morning.As a visitor you may be hoping, or even expecting, to find a cute young Argentine to tutor you in this language.But without a few precursory lessons, you could find yourself confused, trapped for hours in unwanted conversation, or worse, giving the wrong impression. When a woman politely tells a man “no” here in Bs As, it’s not understood as a clear indication of disinterest.
Here are a few things to keep in mind: Any one of these cruel mistresses: Independiente, River Plate, San Lorenzo, Racing, or Boca (harlots, all of them).Rather, the word “no” is more a platform for further negotiations.A local friend explained to me that this is a sort of test.Love, whether a life-long partnership or a night-long fling, is never easy.Throw in a language barrier and culture gap and you’re lost in a strange new game with strange new rules.That being said, if you’re a guy passing through and looking to schmooze an Argentine lady, suerte …these women were born and bred in a chamullero society, and crying wolf will only make your ego hit the floor faster.