Never, ever comment on how she spends too much money on the "fancy" cat food. There's a pretty good chance she comes from a family of cat people.
Um, how come nobody rips on dog lovers for buying the fancy kibble? And don't ever try to minimize a medical problem that her cat is having. A good rule of thumb is usually: If she laughs, you can laugh. Or at least cat ladies who didn't allow the men to have an opinion, which is really the best kind of cat lady.
On the bright side, if you do, she will learn early that you are a regulation schmuck and won't want you around her cat.4. The relationship between a girl and her cat is like the one between a man and his dog in a Jack London story. Cats aren't "ungrateful" or "mean" just because they don't bolt up to you when you walk in the door and act all needy. But I can't tell you because we cat ladies all sign a nondisclosure agreement.
If you liked her before you knew she had a cat, there's no reason to assume anything about her once you've learned she has one.
In general, there seem to be exactly three accepted “truths” about cat people: men who own cats are wusses, women who own cats are sexually frustrated spinsters, and both are crazy.
Here, I’ve put together a compendium of cat GIFs that explain all the ways dating a cat person is kind of awesome.
We're always thinking and acting in the moment, so we don't think about the people in our lives until we hear the keys in the door.
Once we hear that key click and that doorknob turn, we're excited because you're home! But of course, for cats, that's not very thoughtful.
A man who does not conform to the norms of society and is capable of having a real f*cking conversation is a win. So when they invite you over to “Netflix and chill,” they truly mean it.
While they probably are still trying to f*ck you, their intentions are to watch a great movie and enjoy your company.
A man who earns a cat’s love fully understands how to earn a woman’s love.